Latest Tweets:
- monday: *oversleeps*
- tuesday: *oversleepts*
- wednesday: *oversleeps*
- thursday: *oversleeps*
- friday: *oversleeps*
- saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
- sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
Kill me now.
English Exam tomorrow :(
- dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
- me: dad they barely even leave their room
Something tumblr has taught me
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
(Source: washington-church, via just-gotta-get-out)
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
omg
LMFAOOO
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ejllee)
(Source: hiddlybatch, via thevoicecalledcheesecake)
- My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
(Source: happinessisthesongshesings, via ch0c0late-fr0gs-and-butterbeer)
- mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
- me:
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- mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
