Not A Single Agelast

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

(Source: cowboybeboop, via hotboyproblems)

hate:

i am literally so cranky in the morning and if you say something to me i will kill you 3 times

(via hotboyproblems)

blergedandlawyered:

“Where are you going?”

“To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.”

(via d-eathvalley)

paulyoptosaurus:

msjewbooty:

paulyoptosaurus:

petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

wednesay

not what i had in mind but im flexible 

(Source: pau1y, via vitaanima)

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

(via moriartyissher-locked)

a-little-insane:

when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that

(via hotboyproblems)

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

(via hannibalgoldstarr)